I smiled at a guy on the airplane completely on instinct (because we both thought something was funny) and he and his girlfriend got really weirded out. In fact, I was in an entire plane full of distant assholes. Good thing, because this was me when I got off the plane and officially stepped into NYC:

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*But instead of I’M A BUS, it went more like “fck you. smd. fck you. fck you. FCK YOU.”

So I guess I’m officially back now.

Just when I was really getting the hang of (and kinda really loving—don’t judge) small town Midwest. :/

Crap, I’m going to Korea soon. UGH THEY’RE SUCH RUDE ASSHOLES UGHHHH. I don’t know if I’m ready.

Ugh, whatever. FUCK IT—I’M A BUS.

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY