baby fever

My 14-month old niece is a bougie Upper East Side baby. She’s also kinda really smart. She started calling me eemo (auntie) and giving me hugs by the end of Day 1 of Babysitting.

I’ve always disliked babies (guys, they’re kinda overrated), but I think I have babay fevehhh. Well, maybe not baby fever. I’m just no longer opposed to babies lolol.

I put Arden down for her nap earlier today and was spying on her through the baby monitor. I nod off for a couple of minutes and when I come to, all I see is a giant baby-sized eye fill up the screen. She has somehow managed to get a hold of the camera. Omg. Baby insurgency.

I try to run into the room, but I can’t get to her. And then I realize that I’m actually dreaming.

Which freaks me out even more because WTF REAL LIFE LIZ IS UNCONSCIOUS IN REAL LIFE ARDEN’S WORLD. I had to mentally force myself to wake up after that (“wake up, bitch. you’re dreaming.”)

So that is the story of my 10 minute power nap.



In other news, I’ve been bouncing off the walls for the past two hours because I’m convinced my mom should open a cupcake shop in the Junction and I really wanna help her start up. It started off as just a pitch, but now I really really really want it to happen.

Jul

11

2012

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